she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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