Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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