I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize