So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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