why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
We need to rekindle our bromance
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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