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  • Submitted by redstrip2010 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:11am

    Why is your mom giving you head?

  • Submitted by belzrn on Jun 10, 10 at 11:04am

    She only gives good head because you have a small penis

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      Submitted by Herschel on Jun 10, 10 at 4:29pm

      So in other words, she gives good head to you, but can't give it to most other guys. That sounds even more awesome.

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 10, 10 at 1:35pm

    I'll take a small penis over a big dick .. If the guy attached to the small penis is decent, you can buy a bigger toy, cant fix a jerk that thinks his big dick makes him g.i.b.

  • Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 10, 10 at 9:37am

    Paid for by the Counsel for Small Penises and Low Standards.

  • Submitted by TheTodControl on Jun 10, 10 at 9:05pm

    Well since the vagina only has erogenous nerve receptors in the first two inches of vaginal walls, length has very little to do with vaginal sensation. What matters is how wide the penis is. She could like your tiny dick because it's as thick as beer can.

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      Submitted by fuckashleyy on Jun 11, 10 at 1:10am

      LMFAO. you just made my life.

  • Submitted by yourbarbe on Jun 10, 10 at 11:36am

    It's good head cause she is used to sucking her thumb.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 10 at 12:24pm

    I like peoples bitter, outraged comments born out of sheer jealousy haha keep it up!

  • Submitted by ldato on Jun 10, 10 at 10:08am

    Oh, she cares.

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    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 10, 10 at 12:31pm

    Btw short doesnt mean baby dick. Maybe just not up to average.

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    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 10, 10 at 12:12pm

    Awesome lol same here and no shes not fat or old and shes far from ugly. Ya know it is possible

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    Submitted by Xivenia on Jun 10, 10 at 8:02pm

    I cook, and I give GREAT head. Do I get a cookie?

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      Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jun 10, 10 at 10:04pm

      At least..at least a cookie. Aim higher. :-)

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      Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 11, 10 at 1:34am

      No cookie. How about a beautiful pearl necklace?

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    Submitted by jprincess on Jun 10, 10 at 2:49pm

    @ mordantmouth-LMAO!!!

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    Submitted by trigger10 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:09pm

    Dude sounds like a keeper if she is atleast decent lookin

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 10, 10 at 2:26pm

    Weeeelllcoooome aboooard it's loooooove!

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    Submitted by incognito31 on Jun 11, 10 at 1:50am

    Its not hard to give a good bj to a small penis. but sorry size matters. You better lick her pussy amazingly.. Btw.. Are you asain?

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    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jun 10, 10 at 8:51pm

    Does she floss her teeth with that little thing? If so buy the ring tmrw.

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    Submitted by shnoodle11223344 on Jun 13, 10 at 11:49am

    Just saying, the majority of men do have smallish penises, so there would be a lot of lonely men out there I'd only te big ones got sucked. And I'm guessing the majority of you guys DO have small dicks. So congratz you're hypocrites!

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    Submitted by fuckashleyy on Jun 11, 10 at 1:08am

    Holy fuck...\nmy Dad literally said this to me this morning about his new girlfriend.

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    Submitted by leilastar77 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:23pm

    wow i think this is about me....

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    Submitted by sexy_beast on Jun 12, 10 at 1:00am

    Mordantmouth, you just made my day

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    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 15, 10 at 1:55am

    Burn

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    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 10, 10 at 12:32pm

    People are so fuckin mean lol it is funny though!

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    Submitted by fiercelove18 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:34pm

    That's because she gets the big dicks elsewhere.

  • Submitted by yeah52 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:05am

    Haha you suck

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    Submitted by hogfish on Aug 27, 12 at 9:25pm

    Marry her Peewee

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    Submitted by Toots13 on Nov 7, 10 at 12:56pm

    thats cuz she's remembering the big dick she gets from someelse. he probably cooks for her too. lol sorry op

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    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:17pm

    I agree with Repomike, those are the top 3 signs that she's a fatass

  • Submitted by Fred_di on Jun 10, 10 at 10:44am

    this is a lie, this woman does not exist and why should she

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    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 9, 11 at 11:09pm

    Sounds like this is her first time out on her own and you found her before she could be educated, ahem, corrupted. Good for you!

  • Submitted by firedancersirka on Jun 10, 10 at 10:45am

    She'll eventually wise up

  • Submitted by Tokiotht on Jun 10, 10 at 10:31am

    Ew. Trust me, she cares. That's gross. Only guys with fully grown penises should get head.

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      Submitted by mle97 on Jun 11, 10 at 12:38am

      Thats really mean, fuckhead.

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Apr 17, 12 at 6:13am

    As long as you dont care that she's fat, then it's a match made in heaven!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 5:06am

    1:50 what kind of question is that, he has a small penis- OF COURSE HES ASIAN

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    Submitted by brandohhhh on Jun 10, 10 at 9:05am

    Bad night.

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    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Sep 3, 12 at 1:08pm

    Anyone that doesn't care about a small penis has to be unattractive .. Can't have it all 😂

  • Submitted by RadMuffin on Jun 10, 10 at 12:21pm

    Fuck this. So untrue. Nobody likes a tiny dick. And I'm sure it feels good to you OP, she can fit your whole inch of cock in her mouth at once, balls included.

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      Submitted by happyvalleygirl on Jun 10, 10 at 3:40pm

      why does this have so many thumbs down?

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        Submitted by Viper3 on Jun 10, 10 at 6:15pm

        because you're a loose whore.

  • Submitted by Repomike on Jun 10, 10 at 10:48am

    And she weighs 400lbs!!

  • Submitted by Bloodknight on Jun 10, 10 at 11:44am

    You forgot to mention that she is overweight, butt ugly, and in her seventies, and that the only reason she gives good head to your baby cock is because she has to gum it since she doesn't have teeth, but best wishes to you both!