To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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