I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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