I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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