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  • 82 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:07pm

    I give free bjs 100% free no strings attached but you must be able to fuck my mouth til my eyes bulge out -xoxo

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:43am

    Meet me in Marietta, ga

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:29pm

    not all head is good head though....but anyone blatently saying this prob knows her way around a dick

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:28pm

    you want steak, fish, chicken, what? i am on it.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:52am

    12:35, don't you hate it when you try and say fucked and it puts ducked?

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:28pm

    Where do all these chicks live? Not where I'm from .

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:47pm

    this one's a million times better if you imagine it as a mass text.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:02pm

    LOL value menu at McDonalds

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:02pm

    BJ for food? I tried to visualize what the chick might look like and momentarily went blind. If this isn't fake, it has "huge skank" written all over it.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:34pm

    must be the economy gettin to the women in atlanta offering BJs for food. maybe i should move there xoxo...marry me?

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:36pm

    This is a pretty good deal on both ends.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:13pm

    either posted by a pregnant lady, a slut, or my future wife lol

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:07pm

    Can u throw in an ass fuck with it? Love anal -Crispy

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:23am

    Fucking iPhone I meant food not good

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:52am

    Can you say "SLUTBAGWHORE" LMFAO

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:23pm

    U can have all the food u want

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:40pm

    But if you've paid for the food, is it still free?

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:20am

    That was prob from my ex girlfriend haha

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:27pm

    Maybe 12:06 doesn't suffer from lack of bj's like 12:22 does.

  • 34 40
    Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 14, 10 at 8:20pm

    someone get her some food!

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:22am

    Well unless he gets reimbursed for the good it's not exactly free......

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:22am

    You may be a fat kid when...

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:14pm

    Yeah, I believe that shit. U are such a mack daddy.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:44pm

    I can kill 2 birds with one stone.... I'll feed you protein and you give me a BJ

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:30am

    Deffinatly not funny just stupid as he'll....

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:33pm

    I bet OP is a man.....

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:38am

    12:22- exactly what I thought! haha

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:51pm

    can you say fat unloved child?

  • 32 40
    Submitted by WHButler on Apr 19, 10 at 1:37pm

    I love how the "free BJ" part implies that this guy usually has to pay for his bjs.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:43pm

    1227 there is no such thing as being fully fulfilled in terms of BJs...

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:14pm

    xoxo, where are you cuz I'm on the way

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:19am

    This is way awesome! People on tfln seem to think ladies have no sense of humor about sex. But we do. And i have a sense of humor about how small your dick is.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:35am

    Is this that ho Tiffany that my man whore ducked for a cigarette?

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:30pm

    Wow....who iz diz?????....cuz I can get alotta free food 4real

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:52pm

    Will whomever submitted this one get me that girls number? I have a lot of food.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:07pm

    Maybe she sent this to her boyfriend... She doesn't have to be a skank.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:19pm

    I bet this is a resonce to another TFML I saw...

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:54pm

    Technically it's not a free bj if he has to BUY u food

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:22pm

    Not really. I know girls that can eat lots and lots and still stay thin. High metabolism is a wonderful thing.

  • 33 48
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 6:19pm

    ommmmg ew

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:06pm

    It's not free. There's the cost of the food then the effort of delivery. Depending on how stoned you are, the effort might not be worth it.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:21pm

    Way to go Atlanta. Ugh. Way to represent 678.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:31pm

    she is starving and br0ke

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:38pm

    Ok... but you pay for the food and you MUST swallow....

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:35pm

    or "fake texts I have submitted to TFLN"

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:30pm

    It seems like there are a lot of girls posting about the blow job food exchange proposition. It should be somewhere you can go online to match people up, like: "Blow Jobs for Burritos" or "Slutty Stoners" --it could be a new category on Craigslist!

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:13pm

    I've never ever met a woman that would trade sexual favours for food, or even if they would, there is no way in hell they would put it in print so there was proof of it happening.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:41pm

    Make sure she eats the food first so she dosent mistake your shlong for a meal!!

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:25am

    For some of us, blowing a guy leads us to being fed. ;)

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:37am

    The American male - female relationship model. We provide everything that costs real effort, they provide a body. Of course I am only kidding and realize I would rather have a 9 who can mindfuck the shit out of me then a ten with good lips. I just wouldn't sink to an 8 either way.

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:36am

    Pretty sure that this a dude writing this

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:54pm

    oh honey, exchanging bj's for dignity and food is not free..

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:37pm

    I will provide you food anytime, darlin....

  • 23 51
    Submitted by Eyeball10000 on Jan 17, 11 at 1:26am

    If he's gotta get food, it's not exactly free now is it?

  • 34 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:41pm

    It's not really free if he has to buy food

  • 13 34
    Submitted by atlas117 on Feb 9, 12 at 1:55am

    No such thing as a free BJ

  • 31 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:22pm

    12:06 is a dumbass ur out of ur mind if u pass up a blowjob cuz ur too lazy ... -charm

  • 27 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:38pm

    How is it free if you have to get the bitch food