i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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