Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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