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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:09pm

    likes whiskey, likes spanish porn. i like his style!

  • 94 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:47pm

    Yes, you did 12:45 but I loved you first so no need to be down. Love, Roxy

  • 93 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:09am

    Yayyy skook : )

  • 88 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:08pm

    EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!!

  • 93 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:55pm

    3:11 is really cool guys.

  • 94 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:07pm

    Yeah, Jeff, you're loosing your spunk! Love, Roxy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:04pm

    For halloween, I would go as a pretzel, but then I'd have to eat myself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:54pm

    That's Quacktastic!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:24pm

    These pretzels... they are... they are....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:10pm

    I wonder how many of these texts are just fabricated to initiate lulz. -Darth Vader

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:34pm

    I like to imagine Jesus in one of those tuxedo tshirts, because it says I wanna be formal but I'm also here to party.

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:27pm

    Omg I died laughing

  • 84 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:08pm

    2:26 I think you're taking it a little too seriously cause this Jeff person is being sarcastic idiots

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:48pm

    Jon this was made for you

  • 89 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:42pm

    uh... Can't we just feast on you dick? I would be tastier that way. Love, Roxy

  • 87 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:38pm

    Didnt you realise his mom had just passed you callous fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:04pm

    lolololol thats me predrinking for halloween....XD

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:41am

    This is on both best nights and worse nights as # 3...

  • 87 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:55pm

    No, I want Jeff. Jeff, put your long hard dick inside MY tight pussy right now. (moans and touches herself) Love, Roxy

  • 83 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:11pm

    this just sounds like a normal tuesday night to me.....

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:29pm

    I don't get this one. Is it funny because he was in the recliner, or because he didn't want to be judged? -Jerf

  • 84 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:23pm

    That's cool, but I wouldn't drink whiskey out of the bottle and watch Spanish porn.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:27pm

    I'd say about 90% 12:10

  • 81 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:30pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:03pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because dressing up and drinking is something you would do for a Halloween party but he didn't even go to one! -Jeff

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:05pm

    This is amazingly genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:49pm

    Now I'm actually curious. Jesus, sandalled hippy or Jesus the pedorass? One is awesome, the other is creepy, but still awesome!

  • 76 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:41pm

    12:35 is a douchenozzle

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:40pm

    Then whats a 'chunt'?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:16pm

    12:40: a chunt is a Chinese cunt. Duh.

  • 71 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:48pm

    Jeff seriously put your cock inside me now!!!

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:30pm

    All I can say is lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:23pm

    Patrick- I want you, like you want Jeff -kev

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:35pm

    Only Americans would turn something like Halloween into a reason to dress like sluts and drink a week in advance Halloween is for kids grow the fuck up and do something with your lives

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:06pm

    No shit, Jeff. Way to fucking state the obv.

  • 70 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:39pm

    A gunt is when a fat girls fat goes all the way down to her cunt forming a gunt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:32am

    That is really awful but so funny

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:45pm

    12:42 i just said 'nom nom nom nom' in the other TFLN in relation to Roxy's whoring of herself, you fat copycat turdburglar.

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:37pm

    Dumbass meant cunt not gunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:47am

    Halloween hasnt started in NYC yet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:26pm

    Remember that fat kid in junior high that nobody every talked to but he always hung around? You know who I'm talking about. The kid that had to have every joke explained to him because he was too fucking stupid to put it together. Then he would say, "oh i get it now because...blah blah blah" and reiterate the joke back to everyone else who already got the joke. Yeah, that little oinker grew up, his name is Jeff.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:08pm

    This popcorn is making me thirsty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 7:38pm

    570. Yeah NEPA. Way to keep it classy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:42pm

    Douchenozzle? Seriously? FAIL dude, FAIL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:06am

    I was a Kitty for Halloween.