I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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