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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I fill condoms, not promises.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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