why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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