I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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