Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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