Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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