But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im six kinds of drunk right now
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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