when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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