anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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