she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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