its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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