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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:19pm

    I knew she wasn't at the store dammit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:18pm

    That's a god damn slut. Shell be a horrible mother

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:54pm

    That's why we call it WHORELANDO

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 2:27pm

    Should have Texted: Your Girlfriend Scrapes....LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:19pm

    Whore.....a good whore but still a whore none the kess

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:36pm

    Why even be with the bf if ur gonna cheat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:34pm

    The bigger joke is when she gets back to her bf and gives him a kiss!

  • 98 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:25pm

    She's getting some more sausage

  • 89 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:10pm

    you're the dumbass 3:01

  • Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 27, 10 at 2:21pm

    Hope you gave her herpes and text her bf that she was blowing you

  • 91 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:23pm

    6:20, I think you mean it happes more THAN people think or know. I know it's rude to correct grammar, but when someone is trying to present themselves like they know what they're talking about, I can't take their point of view seriously when they ignore basic rules in the English language.

  • 82 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:43pm

    Wrong on so many levels... Dump your bf, and then feel free to cheat... Just saying

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:36pm

    i feel bad a dued from the same area read this nd was like shit my gf told me she was at the store

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:07pm

    First

  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:31pm

    Whore.. But that's awesome!!

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:38am

    Should have sent him a pic of his girl on the job

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:26am

    Guys who let this happen are just as bad. Fuck both of these assholes.

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:46pm

    Wouldn't you just love to type: hey I am the guy your whore girlfriend is blowing.

  • 72 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:48am

    Why is it that when a girl cheats on her man she is a whore/slut/bitch etc. But when a guy cheats "bro code" comes into effect and no on calls him an asshole/dick?

    • 44 60
      Submitted by le_spark on Feb 17, 10 at 2:01pm

      seriously..... lol double standard much?

  • 85 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:24pm

    Haha this shits classic. Whore to the fullest

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:00am

    Get it grlllll

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:16pm

    Sounds like my friday nights

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:13pm

    Horrible

    • 52 85
      Submitted by MeowMix on Jan 27, 10 at 2:41pm

      They should bring back stoning for stuff like that.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:52pm

    Keep it classy Orlando

  • 84 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:18pm

    Great for the guy, sux for the bf

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:39pm

    Haha that's great

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:22pm

    Funny, I never knew slapping a woman got you 10 years...and apparently there are no women in prison for spousal abuse?? Interesting.

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:58pm

    Stupid fucking cunt whore bitch I want to kill girls like that. Just wanna rip their fuckin hearts out and shove em down their throats. I hate sluts!!!!

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:15pm

    I'd like to marry her

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:17pm

    Gotta love OTOWN

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:52pm

    3:01 relax they were talking about in the future when she does become a mom

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:52pm

    She should be kicked in the ovaries for this. Dumb slut.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:23am

    Who cares if you know the area code. I hate the dbag that says 'oh that is classic Dumbfuckville, hahaha lolz, shit is so crazy there, and I would know!'

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:42am

    That's just classy:) I wish I got that

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:28pm

    Its happening to your GF right now.........

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:20pm

    Total piece of shit whore. And this happens more then people think or know. Our society is doomed.

    • 39 76
      Submitted by le_spark on Feb 17, 10 at 2:02pm

      If that's the reason why society is doomed then we've been fucked since humans started having monogamous relationships. Adultery has been around for a very very long time.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:16am

    I'm with you 9:48!

  • 61 63
    Submitted by disbeesmahface on Jan 31, 10 at 4:37pm

    I would have told her to do the lying herself. We need more people with half an ounce of dignity.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:48pm

    2:43 it wouldn't be cheating if he dumped her bf lmao

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:41pm

    Haha

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:44pm

    Kill her. Just kidding.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by MganHbeck on Feb 2, 10 at 4:40pm

    I don't care about the negative comments. neither happened to me and it's hilarious

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:01pm

    Classey

  • 71 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:59pm

    In Soviet Russia, bf texts YOU!

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:10pm

    Classic, Alan haha

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:26pm

    Haha love it 407 bro gotta love whorelando

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:22pm

    10:58 stfu. Sluts are awesome, your just a dirty cunt that doesn't get any dick and is jelous of whores taking you cock away from you.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:04pm

    3:01 good job idiot. I meant in the future. I remember my first health class information. Bitch.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:55pm

    whore

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:51pm

    lol @ 7:23

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:15pm

    High class...

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:55am

    Because men are fucking awesome? Stupid cunt go suck someones dick.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by davidsdp on Jan 28, 10 at 10:14am

    still she's on her knees and scotty doesn't know

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:12am

    Hahahahah

  • 46 49
    Submitted by AJax24 on Aug 24, 10 at 7:10pm

    All the comments just prove that guys can't handle being played at their own game.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by JustForLaughs on Jan 28, 10 at 11:03am

    7:23: While we are on the topic of the English language, I don't think that happes is a word. Make sure you are perfect next time you want to go around correcting people.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:17pm

    Super lols

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:19pm

    That is just sad

  • 53 68
    Submitted by c230benz on Jan 27, 10 at 8:12pm

    are you sure thats what she said? I mean I hope she had a mouth full. and you cant really read lips in a situation like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:19pm

    OUTSTANDING!!!!!!! Why are people typing "horrible"? Yeah she is a cheating slut but what does the guy getting the blow job care Good for you br

    • 53 64
      Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 27, 10 at 2:24pm

      Cus it could be your girl...or your sis

    • 57 88
      Submitted by tokenmetalhead on Jan 27, 10 at 7:56pm

      Holy crap you are a douchebag! If the girls you know knew you said that, you'd never get laid again.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:00am

    Looks like 1:26's loser ass got cheated on haha

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:33pm

    Why would the guy getting the bj bust her out? Don't you think he wants this bj option available to him in the future? As a prolific sender of such texts while the gf or wife goes down on me, I can tell you, busting her out is the last thing on his mind:)

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:04pm

    Awesome

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:47pm

    2:43 it wouldn't be cheating if she dumped her bf lmao

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:16am

    U should have told him was rlly going on

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:26am

    10:14 oh my god! I love that movie!!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:20am

    Whore

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:15pm

    Sweet dude

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:23pm

    Your*

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:35pm

    7:23 that was a run on sentence ya douche. Correct yourself

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:20pm

    I love fucking animals and cumming in their hairy asses!!!

  • 35 48
    Submitted by xDevonnax on Aug 9, 10 at 2:15am

    -.- what a whore

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:23pm

    *happens

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:01pm

    Shell be a horrible mother? You can't get preggo from sucking a dick, dumbass.

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:00pm

    Lovd it!!!!

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:01pm

    2:43 it's not cheating if your not going out with them you dumbfuck!

  • 54 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:07pm

    Well why can a woman beat the shiiiiit out of her husband with a gold club and ppl say you poor thing but when guy slaps his woman he gets 10 years? Life isn't fair bitch.

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:06pm

    Why are women called sluts when they cheat and guys get the bro code? Well why can a woman beat the shiiiiit out of her husband with a gold club and ppl say you poor thing he probably deserved it but when guy slaps his woman he gets 10 years? Life isn't fair bitch.

  • 41 76
    Submitted by terryis29 on Mar 8, 10 at 2:45am

    That's priceless. She's a true whore

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:18pm

    That's awesome lol