just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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