walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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