official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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