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  • Submitted by MandatoryPants on Aug 17, 10 at 7:10pm

    As you should. The toilet eats your shit for a living. It's a good thing they're inanimate.

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    Submitted by willis17 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:25pm

    I only do this when I clog the toilet. I feel bad for the poor thing:(

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    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 17, 10 at 9:58pm

    gujuguy needs to smoke some weed and caaaalm down

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    Submitted by PerfectHaze on Aug 17, 10 at 8:35pm

    For those who brag about handling their liqour, consider this. Like all drugs, alcohol rewards those who use it frequently with increased tolerance and consumption ability. Now in a classic "mine is bigger than yours" contest, the alchololic will win hands down, but is this really a victory? It takes the alchololic more to get drunk, which costs more and does greater liver damage, and if he stops drinking he will have withdrawl. Compared to the guy who never drinks, gets shitfaced off very little

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    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Aug 18, 10 at 8:18am

    lol @ gujuguy. get off this site, its not for 12 year olds...

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 17, 10 at 8:10pm

    Johnny walker, Captain Morgan and bud are the only family you ever need.

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    Submitted by lKevin on Aug 17, 10 at 7:07pm

    Who needs family when you have liquor

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 7:37pm

    v shut the fuck up no one cares

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 17, 10 at 7:11pm

    You are a waste of oxygen. Please off yourself immediately.

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    Submitted by lalala08 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:36am

    there is no place like Nebraska..

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    Submitted by blahalb on Aug 17, 10 at 7:04pm

    i sincerely doubt that

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    Submitted by dilloa91 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:22pm

    402 baby! That sounds like an Omaha chick. Chicks here can't handle their shit but they sure do like throwing it down!

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    Submitted by mikescott on Aug 18, 10 at 7:54am

    haha 402 represent!

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    Submitted by idris3ali on Aug 17, 10 at 7:10pm

    That's a lie.

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    Submitted by le_violiniste on Aug 19, 10 at 8:46pm

    Same here

  • Submitted by gujuguy on Aug 17, 10 at 7:28pm

    wow you really are a bitch for not handling your alcohol. consider this. i'm 22, been drinking and i drink hard when i go out and party, and i can count on one hand how many times i've hugged the toilet. step your drinking game up or quit it entirely. if you're a girl, this is understandable. if you're a guy, turn your dick in. bitch.

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      Submitted by gujuguy on Aug 17, 10 at 8:36pm

      been drinking since i was 18 i meant to add in

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      Submitted by lalala08 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:34am

      shut the fuck up. seriously, you're obviously not as awesome as you'd like to think.

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    Submitted by gujuguy on Aug 17, 10 at 8:34pm

    wow you really are a bitch for not handling your alcohol. consider this. i'm 22, been drinking since i was 18 and i drink hard when i go out and party, and i can count on one hand how many times i've hugged the toilet. step your drinking game up or quit it entirely. if you're a girl, this is understandable. if you're a guy, turn your dick in. bitch.