marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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