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  • 86 83
    Submitted by blue_coconuts on Jun 7, 10 at 5:30pm

    Yeah, cellphones don't make it past security, and neither do drunk people. Fuckin stupid.

  • 80 73
    Submitted by jhalogen16 on Jun 7, 10 at 4:29pm

    Lol the comments are funnier.

  • 90 96
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 7, 10 at 4:11pm

    If you didn't have an FBI file before, you will soon.

  • 72 63
    Submitted by SoulTaker6 on Jun 9, 10 at 9:08am

    To the fuck heads that are doubting this text:\nWere you with him when he was on the white house tour? Do you working at the white house? Ofthe answer to one or both is no then please shut the fuck up!

  • 82 94
    Submitted by FSG on Jun 7, 10 at 3:40pm

    Dought? Nice....

  • 74 82
    Submitted by ceb123 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:36am

    Haha you guys try and run the fuckin USA and Se just how "easy" it is. Give the dude a break.

  • 69 75
    Submitted by lindseysarus on Jun 7, 10 at 3:17pm

    At least you didnt inhale...

  • 69 76
    Submitted by annie013 on Jun 7, 10 at 9:59pm

    Actually cell phones are allowed on the White House tour. But I think don't think it should be on or in use.

  • Submitted by holdmyjunk on Jun 7, 10 at 5:37pm

    Punch that monkey running the place in the face..

  • 69 83
    Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Jun 7, 10 at 3:15pm

    Puke in my mouth

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 7, 10 at 5:39pm

    Holdmyjunk, you do realize Bush is out of office

    • 80 86
      Submitted by johnnywalkerred on Jun 9, 10 at 4:50am

      wow, are you really stupid enough to not realize that 'monkey' is a racial slur meaning black person. pretty sure bush wasn't black. so yes, he does realize bush is out of office but unfortunately it's people like you that put that monkey in office. so thanks for nothing.

  • 69 88
    Submitted by CandyCane on Jun 7, 10 at 3:18pm

    don't touch the golden phone.. \nit's a straight line to ...

  • Submitted by venusvsmars on Jun 8, 10 at 12:39am

    Beaglehead, you do realize that Obama is just as bad and in fact looks and acts more like a monkey than bush.

  • 69 91
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 7, 10 at 5:11pm

    fake as fuck..

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 10 at 5:28pm

    In what ways 12:39 elaborate, please.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 4:44am

    Please slap obama. Fuck him.

  • 65 94
    Submitted by gangstagirl on Jun 10, 10 at 5:52pm

    That is awesome!!! I can't wait til that is me!

  • 60 89
    Submitted by marcusjay on Jun 8, 10 at 7:53am

    Yeeeeeep another fake. Tfln is ruined. Thanx guys.

  • 64 97
    Submitted by CherryPoppa on Jun 7, 10 at 7:03pm

    I want part two of this text!

  • 60 93
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 7, 10 at 8:26pm

    This post sucks! You suck! Fuck your mother! Aaaaaand ...... I love you.

  • Submitted by mcgiggles15 on Jun 7, 10 at 10:25pm

    There hasn't been a white house tour since Clinton dumbass!

    • 58 68
      Submitted by dutchessmandy on Jun 7, 10 at 10:46pm

      they allow tours right now dumbass! lol shiiit\nhttp://www.whitehouse.gov/about/tours-and-events

  • 23 43
    Submitted by krazixxkri on Feb 24, 12 at 9:22pm

    not fake, I've been on one, had my phone. and gw kids are always drunk.. soo... stop fighting.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jun 7, 10 at 3:14pm

    dought you really got your cell phone beyond security....