I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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