We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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