Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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