if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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