and she was petting her beer can
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So much Jack, so little girl.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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