shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize