the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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