Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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