where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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