We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Bring me that man meat
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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