all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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