Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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