So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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