How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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