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  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:18pm

    I bet that she's pretty hot though. The ones that dumb usually are. And incredible in bed.

  • 57 40
    Submitted by littlefish09 on Mar 26, 10 at 12:20am

    Wait, MLK wasn't a president?

  • 59 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:40pm

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:56pm

    U dumped him idiot bitch

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:58pm

    She probably sucks better dick than you... so he wins here

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:52pm

    girls don't need to know the presidents. It's not like they can be president

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:20pm

    Relationships are for dudes who can't get pussy while they are single. Yeah I'm talking to you 3:20

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:47pm

    then please tell me, sarre, what is life about?

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:50pm

    2:47. Stop calling yourself dumb.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:18pm

    She might be dumb but I bet she was hotter than you with a tighter pussy and perky tits. And she probably wasn't a bitch either.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:35am

    10:14, if she wanted to be single, she wouldn't make a point of it to keep track of her ex, even in anger.

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:35pm

    Chicks always say that they're cool with just a casual relationship and then they get all serious. They can't be honest with themselves.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:14pm

    5:20...you're just pissed cause everytime you fuck someone (although I have no idea how you get that far you douchebag) they dump your ass cause you suck in bed and find you too sad to have a relationship with. Plus you're a douche. Not a way to be for a good relationship.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:33pm

    There u go again 320. Assuming that everybody wants what you want. Couples are always just botching about each other or if they aren't they're all lovey dovey about each other and both situations make everybody else sick, including other couples. Btw I usually end it when the chick gets too serious.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:16pm

    All your exes are from Texas? -not Texan

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:39am

    So, this one time, I took a day off. Turns out, it was MLK day. It kinda made me mad that I didn't play hooky from work, because I wanted to feel like a BAMF. Instead, i just felt like a douche. -White Guy

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:54pm

    MLK wasn't as worthless as 3:27

  • 46 40
    Submitted by dbray09 on Nov 30, 10 at 9:42pm

    Damn lol

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:19pm

    I think Martin Luther was more influential then Martin Luther King Jr.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:03pm

    How is this a tfln? This is just some whining bitch who clearly still wants it.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:22am

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:15pm

    Martin Luther king shouldve been president. Cmon son! - ocho

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:19pm

    You're just jealous bitch

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:33am

    10:33, 3:20 here. I didn't write that (10:14).

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:43am

    ))<>(( back and forth forever

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:40am

    Think of it as further proof of your good judgment.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:55pm

    I hate blacks! -Jeff

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:47pm

    2:47 you're just a dumbass

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:47pm

    I thought he got shot in office. Guess I'm stupid too. Wait..are you sure he wasn't president? Or is this txt confusing?

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:32am

    O, but she'll keep her word.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:27pm

    Martin luthur king is a worthless fuck just like 2:47

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:20pm

    And you're still single. He wins.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:43pm

    Not in your backwards country anyway

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:44pm

    "And you're still single. He wins." Being single is awesome. Fuck being with someone just for the sake of it. Which is what almost everyone everywhere does.