You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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