ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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