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  • 91 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:40pm

    Texas is an amazing state and if you haven't lived here then don't comment on it. We are smarter on average then 75 percent of states, and that's WITH the illegals here. Take your unfounded biases and go back to your "perfect" state... O wait...

  • 87 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:23pm

    I'm pretty sure Texas has the hottest girls ;) fuckin yanks.

  • 75 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:56pm

    I don't think you can classify all people from one state off the reflection of one person. C'mon now.

  • 73 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:21pm

    pendejo

  • 74 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:19am

    Everything's bigger in Texas, asses and stomachs, mainly

  • 74 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:56pm

    Jesus was a Texan Just sayin

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:51am

    everythings bigger in tx.. including romo's vagina. SKÖL VIKINGS!

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:45am

    I love Texas. Born and raised in Plano bitches!

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:17pm

    Haven't you ever heard "don't mess with Texas"?

    • 35 37
      Submitted by caseyemma on Aug 15, 11 at 12:45pm

      I am so tired of hearing "don't mess with Texas." I have been to Texas, it is a nice place full of average Americans just like the rest of the country, no better and definitely no worse. But the phrase "don't mess with Texas" is used by the Texas Department of Transportation as part of their anti-littering campaign. It's basically like saying "give a hoot, don't pollute," not "we are so badass." So whenever I hear someone from Texas say that, I c

      • 25 29
        Submitted by caseyemma on Aug 16, 11 at 2:43am

        I can't help but laugh at their expense.

  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:34pm

    this post is dumb

  • 89 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:47pm

    Texans aren't dumb, we're actually intelligent. Besides Texas is the only state who can survive without the US, but it's the US who can' survive without Texas.

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:33pm

    Texas is the bomb diggity! Don't hate

    • 52 64
      Submitted by SweedoVonDoubie on Jan 13, 10 at 10:47am

      you just said bomb diggity lol , u arent supporting you case well with your out of date slang

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:51pm

    Texans Rock!!!

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:17pm

    Just reading the comments make texans seem retarded. I WISH they would leave the union....don't threaten me with it!

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:46pm

    Fuck u texans are not dumb. And it's not that cold

    • 54 52
      Submitted by lukeMPLS on Jan 11, 10 at 3:58pm

      they are and it is.

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:47pm

    Fuck y'all I'm from TEXAS

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:40pm

    Vikes are going to win. We have the best defensive end in the league. Jared Allen. He's from Texas, but our frigid asses have him now bitches!

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:53pm

    We have the balls we just don't want to it would be stupid and we aren't stupid you dumbass

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:45pm

    SKOL VIKES!!!

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:23am

    1222 well said. Suck my Texas sized dick bitches!

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:39pm

    3:53 thank you! I thought I was the only one with the problem.

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:48am

    The eyes of Texas are upon you

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:23am

    Texans are far from dumb. Its just a stereotype. Texas has some of the best hospitals and schools around. I'm a Texan and i love it here! Quit hatin! Georgia and Louisiana have the dumbest people! Lol I know I work in a call center lol

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:02am

    All Texans are basically white Mexicans you dumb pieces of shit

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:31am

    SKOL VIKES!

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:58pm

    I live in Texas all you haters can suck my Texas sized dick cuz in texas everythings bigger and better.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:29pm

    I bet every1 in Texas hates u now. Haha unlucky!

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:13pm

    412 - I think your momma is an example why texans are so dumb.

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:51am

    Texas sucks. We should pay Mexico to take it back

  • 57 53
    Submitted by HelloFaggot on Jan 12, 10 at 3:37am

    Austin, Texas is where it's at. :]

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:54pm

    This post is dumb

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:52pm

    Lmfao. Oil comes from the gulf coast. Most of it does.

    • 28 50
      Submitted by vinny1029 on Jan 13, 10 at 12:11pm

      but guess who owns the refineries in the Gulf? Texas companies dumbshit

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:46am

    TEXAS IS THE FUCKING BEST. END OF STORY. EVERYTHING IS BIGGER AND BETTER HERE. YOU IGNORANT FUCKS FROM THE NORTH DONT KKNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE MISSING!!!

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:10am

    Bush isn't even from Texas. He was born and raised in Maine. He MOVED here. The whole "cowboy" thing is such an act. He's a Yankee likethe rest of them

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:17pm

    Those dumb texans are gonna kick the vikes Ass!!!!

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:34am

    I do have a clue I've been there I never want to go back and every time I forget why I don't want to go go there I drive to the trailer park a few towns over and that serves as a quik reminder

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:51am

    No we just hate the f*cking cold

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:12pm

    probly*

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:38pm

    God bless Texas(:

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:55pm

    bitch we could start our own country fuck everyone dont be mad cuz texans will take ur mother out on a date... and not call her back bitches

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:32pm

    If all the oil is from Texas.. Why bother getting it from over seas.. Or Canada.. Since that's what the us does anyways?

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:10am

    Texas is not dumb thanks slot it's just a stupid steyoype y'all are jealous

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:09pm

    Can your state flag fly at the same height as the American flag? Can your state become it's own nation due to a succession clause? No? Fuck you then.

    • 54 56
      Submitted by normalabby on Jan 11, 10 at 5:17pm

      You aren't helping Texas, which I've found to have quite a large number of college-age idiots! Sec, not suc. Although, I would understand if you don't like those letters. The SEC laid a whuppin on old Bevo.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:59am

    skol vikes

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:12am

    OP, can you tailgate from your "big city" Honda Civic's trunk? You're such a dumbass. If you can't spell tailgate you probably shouldn't participate in one. Come to Texas- we tailgate like the champions we are.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:47am

    Arlington, Texas! It's all about that 817!

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:14am

    Our education system is good as Any Dallas just has some problems hiland park copell and Plano r some of the best in the country

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:13am

    Can your state become five different states? No Texas is full of good times and hot girls.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:12am

    Say what you will about Texas but the BBQ is awesome, the Mexican food rocks, the college and professional football is the best, we INVENTED tailgating, you can own guns, and the girls are fucking hit

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:44pm

    I'm not even from Minnesota but if your so offended you really need to chill cuz your just making Texas look even more stupid.. And you already have the title for fatest state.. So atleast your good at something

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:38pm

    I have a bumper sticker that says secede and has the Texas flag on the back. Can ur state fucking so that? I didn't think so cunt holes

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:52pm

    Yankees are more dumb

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:35pm

    Dude, I've lived in Texas all my life and am perfectly aware of how much it sucks. Whether it's the bipolar weather, the republicans, or the lack of any cultured people at all.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:37pm

    Texans may be dumb but due to all the horses we ride we're the best in bed. :) Texan cowgirl<3'stheitallianstallion

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:51pm

    Haha I love hearing all these texans actually think that their state is equal with if not greater than America. Who the fuck honestly is more proud to be from a single state rather than an entire country

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:27am

    Go houston texans and go Texas! All other states are simply weak liberal posers who will cry themselves to sleep after we suceed from the union and everyone else realizes we are the backbone of this otherwise screwed up nation.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:55pm

    11:53 you're probably some fatass who sits at his computer all day

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:45pm

    The only bad thing about Texas is all the beaners Here. Kick them all out and Texas would be alot better!! White Power!

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:58pm

    A majority of Texans are ignorant and I say this because of the people notarized from there are people like George Bush.

    • 60 65
      Submitted by brandonshaw on Jan 11, 10 at 4:59pm

      The irony of this statement is incredible.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:31pm

    Fuck you I'm TEXAS MADE BABY

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:15am

    10:27 your the reason why ppl hate Texas

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:24pm

    Fuck the other 49 states y'all can all suck the long dick of Texas douchebags

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:20pm

    @ 8:19 you take it up the butt and Texas is the best

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:11pm

    Everythings bigger. And better in texass.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:29pm

    Who's dumber: texans living where it's 55 degrees in January, or Minnesota people where it's "sub 20"? GO COWBOYS!!

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:12pm

    4:09 is a prime example of why people say Texans are ignorant.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:53pm

    10:40, thank you for having a brain and showing this dumbass that Texas is the superior state (:

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:18pm

    Jared Allen FTW!

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:21am

    Hate on Texas all you want, but we are home to countless miss America winners, hot girls, hot weather, great schools, the music Capitol of the world, the biggest state in the US, one of the best economies, and southern hospitality.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:32pm

    I told you all Jared Allen would make things happen. :) Cowboys got stomped.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:17pm

    Vikings haven't lost a home game yet, so tough shit Cowboys fans. Kiss the shot at the big game buh-bye.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:51pm

    11:50 you're an ignorant fuck

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:45pm

    Good luck with that

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:23pm

    -30 below and life goes on like usual while in the south if it gets below 25 degrees everybody freaks out...I'm not to sure Minnesotans are pussies you piece of shit

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:15am

    Plano had a huge thing of heroin overdoses a few years back... and the big oxy bust in highland park. But other than that...

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:08am

    Are*

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:58pm

    Hometown*

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:24pm

    We mother fucking bad asses in Texas. Fuck you lil lady..

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:50pm

    Texans are always threatening to secede but never have the balls to do it. I wish those pencil dick texans would secede. The only thing that any of us want from Texas is oil and if they secede we could bomb the shit out of them and take their oil

    • 41 57
      Submitted by vinny1029 on Jan 13, 10 at 12:00pm

      haha how are you gonna bomb the shit out of us? Texas is home to majority of the US Military. We have the largest active military base here. Also, our economy is better overall than the rest of the states.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:33pm

    Alabama nearly got beat by Texas with a FRESHMAN @ qb. You SEC homers are misinformed when it comes to your schools' prowess. Look at the rosters, every team has Texas all over it. Texas football rules all.

    • 45 56
      Submitted by anon33 on Jan 12, 10 at 1:31am

      What fucking game where you watching? Nearly got beat? Shit.....

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:23am

    no. fuck you.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:49pm

    There( mistype )

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:17pm

    All these idiots are another kind example of why Texas should sucede.

    • 47 48
      Submitted by TexasTechie on Jan 11, 10 at 5:44pm

      ya, I am pretty sure that Texans aren't the idiots. Way to spell secede. At least Texans are polite and not jackasses.

    • 51 64
      Submitted by ahh on Jan 11, 10 at 5:49pm

      Sucede? Are you speaking Spanish? Or do you mean secede? And you are calling people idiots...

  • 42 44
    Submitted by TXphidelt389 on Dec 8, 10 at 10:43pm

    Fuckin yanks. Texas football is the best. We are the strongest, and have some of the best schools. Come on down and get a Texas sized boot in your ass by some good ol' boys.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:52am

    If Texans are so dumb, then why is my grammar better than yours? Figure it the fuck out, asshole.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:58pm

    No Jesus was a Jew

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:54pm

    Fucking northeasterns.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:05pm

    Look at our universities...rice, ut, a

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:08pm

    fuck you

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:33pm

    You people r dumb asses

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:08pm

    I resent that. Bitch.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:29pm

    Go choke on a dick! Texans are not dumb. So be prepared to have your asses whooped. And Farve better be prepared to get injured.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:48pm

    Texans love fat

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:01pm

    Texas has it's collective head up it's ass.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:25am

    Come to Texas you cunts and get your asses shot

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:31am

    Damn right. Yanks have small cocks

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:12am

    Just cuz we can succede doesent mean we Willa dumb asses in Texas everything is bigger and vetter

  • 49 60
    Submitted by jerseybamagirl on Jan 11, 10 at 7:38pm

    haha good thing he didnt waste his money and shit on a going to a game they would ultimately lose haha FUCK TEXAS none of you should have even showed um

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:27pm

    that's why they lost to alabama :)

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:17am

    Lol get a life texa is a great state no income tad great education and strong values nobody cares what you think we are proud to be Texan and proud to be americans

    • 36 51
      Submitted by anon33 on Jan 12, 10 at 1:34am

      Yeah guys, "texa" has no income "tad" and real good edumacation. HAHAHA....retard. Fuel for the fire.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:07am

    You fuckin people think we ate dumb because of how the pussy states stereotype us.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:17pm

    E to Texas and find me. You'll be greeted with a glorified ass kicking by the entire state.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by gretchen_13 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:48am

    born and raised a minnesotan! but im moving down to texas soon so you all better prove the whole "bigger & better" thing you say you got..

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:16am

    U Texas SIZED DICKHEADS have a lot of SHIT BETWEEN THE EARS. The COWBOYS won their FIRST PLAYOFF GAME N 13 years n y'all actin like they just won the DAMN SIPERBOWL

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:53pm

    WTF IS GOING ON WITH APOSTROPHES AND QUOTES!!

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:43pm

    First

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 11:47pm

    Go Texas. Fuck you minnesota

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:36am

    That is why we are one of the few debt free states you losers liberal mother fuckers

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:33am

    Suck my Texas sized duck.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:35am

    Texans are too fucking smart and should suceed from the union.. Whoever sent this text I would love to meet u so I could kick your ass.. Go Cowboeys

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:45pm

    Y'all ain't know what Texas is about. We can seperate from the u.s.a if we want to. We our proud of our flag. Smd

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:52pm

    8:45 alot is TWO words. A lot.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:15pm

    Hell yeah Minnesota!!

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:27am

    Texans are NOT dumb. We're bad asses.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:52pm

    Fuck you.there are dumb people in Texas,bit there are dumb people everywhere you fuck faces Cone to Texas,I'd love to prove you wronge bitch

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:19pm

    Yea your right 12:00...Texas is more rich and powerfull than the United States of America. Wow texans are even dumber than I thought.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:08am

    First of all I'm from Texas ans Austin is where all the FAGS are...the panhandle of Tecas is where it's at!

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:15am

    Viking fans are some of the ugliest people you'll encounter, outside and in

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:50am

    Not all Texans are dumb, but that guy has a bad plan.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:56pm

    11:55 you probably get no pussy.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:47pm

    Texas is the devil's taint

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:46pm

    11:38: practice what you preach. Learn how to speak, write and spell. If E.T. can do it I'm sure you can. Reach for the stars....Texas stars!!

  • 50 68
    Submitted by adriana37ab on Mar 31, 10 at 2:35pm

    Dnt blame your friends stupidity on a whole state

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 9:31pm

    Texans are dumb? You can't spell

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:34am

    F*** you 2:02 Texas is where it's at!!!! You ain't got a clue

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:50am

    lol. you're going to secede, eh? okay, alright, once you've got the governors and the senate and what have you, you can do that. but right now it's goddamn football. this isn't some wonderful cold war between states... grow up, man. individual territorial pride broke up the greatest empires in history. nice Jon learning.

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:52pm

    11:45 I hope you do separate it would only be trimming the fat..literally. If that's how texans feel they don't deserve to be American

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:56pm

    Texans are more proud of being Texan than American. Fuck Texas! And fuck you to 7:47 you worthless fuck!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:36pm

    Ware Spencer and ratliff are going to have a field day on slow, old ass Brett farve. Were gonna lockdown Harvin like we did Jackson and Our defensive line is way 2 good to be ran over by AP. our many weapons on offense will do the rest.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:28am

    Fuck you

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:11pm

    7:57 inbred isnt a problem in Texas thats fkn alabama. and texas is the ONLY state to be its own country before it was a state. so FUCK YOU. and George bush is privy the worst example of a texan to ever be birthed from a crotch.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:57pm

    Go back to your inbred trailerpark 7:52

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:46pm

    How is this funny? It's not

  • 44 58
    Submitted by bigsouth on Apr 8, 10 at 2:09pm

    Oh hey Texans are dumb? Too bad my dad owns two companies and now owns part of the Dallas Stars..

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:44pm

    Texans are hot as fuck so just shut the hell up!!

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:53am

    Born and raised Texan, and I'm never leaving. Funny how you can call Texans dumb when your post is one long run-on sentence with plenty of misspelled words that barely make sense you stupid yank.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:49pm

    Fuck you, Any Texan could kick your dumb Minnesota ass

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 8:19pm

    I lived in Texas for 5 years of my life and I wish I never had. Fucking terrible state, even Wyoming is better

  • 36 44
    Submitted by SexinTexan on May 20, 10 at 11:53pm

    It's true I'm from Texas and not only can I read and study in our hot weather, but I can do it wearing a ten gallon hat riding on a horse backwards...and naked.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:01am

    Everyone here is taking themselves too seriously chill the fuck out

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:45am

    Everything about texas summed up in this text lmao

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:17am

    Suck it yanks

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:48pm

    And i'm fucking damn proud to be Texan. Bitch we even got a gas station named after us. What does cunt Minnesota have?

    • 46 69
      Submitted by anon33 on Jan 12, 10 at 1:39am

      A football team that's going kill "y'alls" ass.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:07pm

    If texans are so great than why are all the Texas heroes not from Texas.

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:51pm

    I mean Texans are pretty dumb. Oh, and fuck the Cowgirls.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:53am

    The guy the OP is talking about is dumb I am not a Texan....but you really shouldn't assume all of them are dumb. Yeah great Mexican and BBQ. I like the HS Football culture. Some of the nicest people are from Texas.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:05am

    2:53, you are truly a wise person. My blessings

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:13pm

    The vikings and all minnesotans are pussies they play in a god damn dome.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:55pm

    There's at least 10 different states at any given time threatening to secede. Texas isn't the only state that can, all states have the right. It's in the constitution. Second, I've lived in Tx all my life and never once have I heard any talk of seceding. So you obviously don't know what you're talking about...

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:13pm

    No Ur dum bitch

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:12pm

    fo sho!!!!

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:59am

    This is not even remotely funny

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:40am

    Making an asumption based on idiots is just rediculous. I don't really like Texas but we aren't dumb yeah were lazy as fuck but we aren't dumb I live in th7th best city in the us and I live in Texas and we have one of the best school districs in the eus so I (:

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:41pm

    And you used their wrong dumb fuck atleast spell right if you're going to make fun of someone

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:08pm

    Are from Texas

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:27pm

    Texas is more educated then most states so get your misconceptions out of your head. There are morons in every state. This post I'd dumb.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:44pm

    You're a cock monger Sally mcgee

  • 34 44
    Submitted by SweedoVonDoubie on Jan 13, 10 at 10:48am

    48 degrees and sunny on Sunday, bangable weather

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:18pm

    Everything bigger in Texas... Hello failure rate!

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:58pm

    George bush is from my hometwob, and he's not ignorant. Obama is a fucking idiot and is RUINING our country. Bush did more for this country than Obama could dream of. Yes. He made mistakes, but he's not screwing up everything including the econoy. I have more common sense than him. And I'm a 16 yr old girl. (:

    • 39 49
      Submitted by cai94 on Nov 29, 10 at 9:17pm

      You realize that the economy was failing BEFORE Obama was inaugurated, right? And that more jobs were lost before he went into office than after? Look up the stats, dear. Regardless of how you feel politically, the President deserves respect.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:53pm

    George Bush is perfect example of how dumb you become when you are educated at grade inflating Northeastern schools,

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:28pm

    Minnesota!!!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 4:02pm

    Agreed Texans = huge dumbass second Viking are going to destroy the cowgirls... romo blows cock

  • 38 54
    Submitted by aesop86 on Jan 12, 10 at 3:00pm

    its supposed to be 30's that day

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:56pm

    I'm sorry that you're from some dumbass state like South Dakota

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:04am

    1245: must have been tough growing up in Plano that's not Texas. That's "my daddy makes a lot fo money from the loss of others and I spend it on coke". Get real kid.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 11, 10 at 4:56pm

    Can a person from the great white north really call anyone from any other state stupid? MN is basically Canada

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:14am

    Suck my Texas sized dick.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:24am

    Ummmmmmm, 2:12. Check YOUR spelling.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:28am

    Suck my Texas sized titties op everythings bigger here

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:51pm

    Why good luck? We can do it. It's on the document when we joined the states. We were a country before a state

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:16pm

    1. Texans are not dumb. 2. All Texans are not like George Bush... but if you're referencing the fact that you believe he is ignoant- fuck you and the democratic horse you rode in on. Our country has gone tohell because of people like you. If you don't like the truth com

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:48am

    You know that saying don't mess w Texas? Listen to that

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:24am

    no. fuck you.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:28am

    2:53 is a gentleman and scholar

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:36pm

    Skol Vikings!

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:57pm

    Y'all do know that the north would be stuck in the cold without Texas because all of the oil refinerys are here you dumb fucks.... Texas our Texas

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:40pm

    People from Minnesota can't even talk they sound like fucking retarded canadians so shut the fuck up

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:22am

    First of all, this shit isn't even funny! Second, you can't base the intelligence of an entire state's population off of ONE person's stupidity! Every state has it's idiots, and you're one of them! Also, The Dallas Cowboys are going to beat the shit out the fucking Viking YOU CAN COUNT ON IT! Fuck you jealous haters talking shit! Texas is THE BEST! Don't mess with TEXAS, bitches!!

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:12pm

    Fuck you OP! You are a cunt. You just WISH you were a Texan!

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:10am

    @12:46: haha. Have you ever been out of tx you dumb fuck? The only thing that is bigger in tx is the size the ego and Romo's giant vag. Fuck you and your state.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:43pm

    Firsters love fisting!!

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:49pm

    The game is in Minnesota.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:58am

    1240.. don't say your not an idiot, say you have the best schools in the nation (MAJOR LIE), then proceed to spell 'ridiculous' wrong. nimrod.

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:26pm

    Dallas cowboys <3

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 9:59pm

    Mouths got a little big there, didn't they buddy

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:04pm

    Roll mother fuckin tide!!!!

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:23am

    Austin rocks...the rest of Texas sucks Texas sized dick.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 7:27pm

    So long cowboys.. Fuck off texans

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:48pm

    Ok first of all it is not fair to judge a whole state by the douche bags who sit here and say "f you suck my dick!" Texas has its fair share of idiots and problems , but what state doesn't? and if you know of a state with NO idiots please let me know but idont think any of you know of aplace where their is no ignorace

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:47pm

    You just keep prooving me right some more by showing how stupid Texans can be. Minnesota isnt basically Canada, smart one. So just do yourself a favor and grow up because my mom didn't convieve the whole ignorant state of Texas.

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:39pm

    Fuck you Texas go hard and texans go hard. Don't beleive come n see it cunts

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:01pm

    1038 just proved what the rest of the country already knows. Texans are fucking idiots. That statement makes no sense. 1040 just proved that they are so stupid they don't even know it.

  • 28 51
    Submitted by t83927x on Mar 9, 10 at 11:27pm

    I apologize on behalf of the "Texan" who thinks we're the biggest state. no we're not. duh. but all the other stuff is right. :)

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:38pm

    Taxans are idiots there schools are teaching 8th graders math that kids in Minnesota learn in 5th grade.. So figure that out and stick it in a pipe and shmoke it

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:46pm

    I'd rather be a Yankee than a stupid Texan.

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:37am

    That is why we are the only state with a surplus you liberal fucks