I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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