her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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